So as a freshman in the School of Media & Public affairs, I’m required to take a slew of media-centric classes—one of which is news writing and reporting. It’s a print journalism class. I hate it. Print = suck. That said, my professor, a radio journalist by trade, agreed to let me do my midterm and final projects in radio format seeing as how my written pieces were dreadful. This is one of them. I’m supa-proud of it.